Totally Not Creepy Cabin in the Woods.

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Totally Not Creepy Cabin in the Woods.

Play Outdoors

If you have never experienced the awe that comes with driving into the Valley at dawn, I can’t recommend it enough. The south entrance road to Yosemite takes you up the southern crest of the Valley before popping you out onto one of the most awe-inspiring views of your life. Best part? No crowds. Sit for a spell until it’s daylight and then go jump in the river by El Cap meadows. If you arrive at the gate after 7:30am, expect to wait in line for a bit.
You could buy a house here and spend decades exploring Yosemite.
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Yosemite National Park
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You could buy a house here and spend decades exploring Yosemite.
On the southern tip of the lake there’s a boat ramp, some local burgers and all the state parks. Highly recommended. For the more lively scene, head to the east side of the lake for brews and live music.
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Bass Lake
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On the southern tip of the lake there’s a boat ramp, some local burgers and all the state parks. Highly recommended. For the more lively scene, head to the east side of the lake for brews and live music.
If you need a quick dunk or want to hang out on the beach without the sounds of powerboats, Manzanita lake is just down the way. There is a family picnic area there which sometimes hosts families and all the noise they come with but other times it's quite lovely.
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Manzanita Lake
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If you need a quick dunk or want to hang out on the beach without the sounds of powerboats, Manzanita lake is just down the way. There is a family picnic area there which sometimes hosts families and all the noise they come with but other times it's quite lovely.
This hike is lovely and close by. It's fairly accessible so it can get mighty crowded but it's pretty mellow and the continuous falls are trailside most of the way. Check out the AllTrails app for more hikes.
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Willow Creek Trailhead
Road 432
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This hike is lovely and close by. It's fairly accessible so it can get mighty crowded but it's pretty mellow and the continuous falls are trailside most of the way. Check out the AllTrails app for more hikes.

Local Flavor

Day is done? Or rained out? Or just looking for some indoor recreation?
Throwing axes is a blast. Feel like a Viking. or Mel Gibson in The Patriot *Axes are dangerous. Don't throw them at people. Closed toe shoes required.
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Yosemite Axe Throw
40761 CA-41
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Throwing axes is a blast. Feel like a Viking. or Mel Gibson in The Patriot *Axes are dangerous. Don't throw them at people. Closed toe shoes required.
Bandit town is so weird and cool. It's open on the weekends. Check it out. I think they have music? And shopping? And definitely taxidermy.
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Bandit Town USA
55420 Rd 226
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Bandit town is so weird and cool. It's open on the weekends. Check it out. I think they have music? And shopping? And definitely taxidermy.
We've never been there, but I'm pretty sure it exists. There's also a guy who makes chainsaw bears nearby and a really great chiropractor.
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Chukchansi Gold Resort Casino
711 Lucky Ln
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We've never been there, but I'm pretty sure it exists. There's also a guy who makes chainsaw bears nearby and a really great chiropractor.

Food scene

The burgers. So good. It's a hike to get to Oakhurst but as far as civilization goes, it'll do.
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Southgate Brewing Company
40233 Enterprise Dr
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The burgers. So good. It's a hike to get to Oakhurst but as far as civilization goes, it'll do.
The Gnarly Carrot is a family farm's local grocery with lots of delicious fresh foods and amazing smoothies. Definitely worth a visit.
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The Gnarly Carrot
32954 Rd 222
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The Gnarly Carrot is a family farm's local grocery with lots of delicious fresh foods and amazing smoothies. Definitely worth a visit.
Dang good sandwiches, to-go.
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Hotshot Coffee Shack
33013 Rd 222
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Dang good sandwiches, to-go.

Neighborhoods

North Fork is close... and there's a good health food store there. And a feed store. And tractors.
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North Fork
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North Fork is close... and there's a good health food store there. And a feed store. And tractors.

City/town information

Oakhurst is the burbs. There's 3 grocery stores, 3 auto parts stores, 3 gas stations, and 3 chiropractors. And then there's somehow approx. 435 thrift stores. We find ourselves there on the regular. It's about 25 min up the road if you avoid the lakeview drive.
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Oakhurst
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Oakhurst is the burbs. There's 3 grocery stores, 3 auto parts stores, 3 gas stations, and 3 chiropractors. And then there's somehow approx. 435 thrift stores. We find ourselves there on the regular. It's about 25 min up the road if you avoid the lakeview drive.

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Cómo moverse

Poison Oak

It's around. Know what it looks like and stay on the trails. We haven't seen it on the property but it seems to be everywhere else.
Cómo moverse

Northern Pacific Rattlesnake

Danger Noodles, Buzz Worms, etc. They are common here. We haven't had any on the property but we've seen them hiking on several occasions. Keep your dogs leashed and your eyeballs open. They mostly want to be left alone and are kind enough to give a nice little warning rattle when spooked. They move slowly in the morning so just give them time to get off the trail and continue on your way. Don't try to kill them! 1)they are important to the ecosystem here and 2) they will bite you if you're being a jerk.